KERTEH HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

Hash Rap

Intro:

It’s amazing to me
the amount of agony
That we go though to feel a little free

There’re lessons that life teaches
A hash does it with leaches

Knocked down by life’s demands
A million miles an hour pass the times hands
Seize the moment capture the day
On a hash run I feel that way.

Here we go
here we go
Don’t go to slow
‘cause if you do the leashes will get all O….
ver U’r body
‘nd U won’t like that

So check it out à The Hash Rap ß

The Hash

Monday second day of the work week
Adventure looms ahead / this is what I seek
I used to be like Garfield on Mondays
Hated them with all my heart but now they’re my fun days

I have to plan my escape accordingly
It’s not that easy to leave work a little early
I ask the guys to watch out for my back
Give them lots of work just to cover my tracks

I’m a normal man ‘till I get out the gate
When I turn the corner I accelerate
All out nonstop, I got to make the run
Some things you do for the hell of it the fun…..

Pin point planning of the MI type
Don’t know how they come up with these plans / but I like…
The limit that you have to push
Just to make it out the bush

So check it out / this thing that I like
Is such a delight…
Just like jamming all day on the mike

Its really exquisite
A little masochistic
This experience so let me just list it…

Arrive at destination 6 O’clock on the dot…
Couple weeks ago s when they’ve chosen the spot…
You ask U’r self if your ready or not …
This thing is going to take everything that you got

One hour of hardcore
Terrain to be explored
One week later U’ll be asking for more

When you arrive
You feel alive
With the sun on Ur side
‘nd Ur ready to ride

Feeling pretty good, muscles all stretched
At the on-down U’r thirst U’ll quench

Instructions are given U know what to follow
The blind leading the blind but that’s just a hollow…
description of what actually goes on

This is the hash run…
but there is no start gun
Up the hill U go ‘cause you are on….
Following the trail along with every one….

The jungle opens up here comes the road
The distance…
No clue …
‘cause you’re not told

You think your done - U relax a little bit
Feeling good …
think U’r physically fit.

Following the paper you think U’r at the end…
again …
to the jungle at the road’s bend

Energy zero on aux. you continue
when U think you’re done there’s more on the menu

Start to hallucinate you’re so damn tired
Energy pill long ago expired…
Last cylinder an hour ago fired

The magnitude of pain
Threshold in the brain
Not for everyone just the insane…

I think I’m ON but I’m shit out of luck
Came to a dead end so I took a short cut
Up the trail I go, jump the bush like a beginner
Ten thousand bees think I’m the call for dinner

Bee’s on my back …
I’ve been attacked ...
So much pain I don’t know where I’m at.
Hallucinate a bit I’m still shit out of luck
I want my mommy
I think I’m stuck

This is life on the run…
the hash run
Just when you think your done…
U’ve only begun

The horn goes beep…
I know I’m not asleep…
Up the hill I go…
I wish I had my jeep….
Not even a Hummer could go up up this hill…
Amazing what people do for cheap thrills

But don’t confuse the meaning of this rap
That’s where the fun is at
A whole bunch of expats
‘nd locals that are wacked
even walkers don’t get any slack

Think I’ve made it to the end…
don’t know I forget…
that’s what happens when 10 gallons you sweat
But not to worry / here comes the best part
The on-down is over at the park
Make a left at the cemetery
Everything - just a little scary
Very very / very mili…mili-tary
The object of the hash is not to be the winner
But to avoid becoming tiger dinner
Time passes quickly when you’re having fun

You started with 1 now 20 hashes are done
20 hashes have not been in vane
now’ the time when you get U’r hash name
Here comes the pain…
You think this is a game…
Better think again
Questions are asked / on these your grated…
Sitting on ice / getting initiated….
I told myself that I would never belong
To a club / fraternity or things as wrong
But a hash run has only one thing in mind
To let your self unwind and to have a

GOOD TIME

written by PITO 2002